Crabby Pants Alignment

Crabby Pants Alignment

When Messenger Mercury squares Warrior God Mars you or someone you know may get a case of the Crabby Pants. It’s a cranky-making aspect that makes us extra triggerable.

MY GRR IS JUSTIFIED!

Exactly – when these two get righteous they cover up any tolerance with Right is Might armor. Too bad the face shields cover their eyes…argh.

BUT I’M RIGHT

Uh huh.

I AM!

I’m not arguing.

Provocative Duality

Provocative Duality

This weekend you’ll find yourself through the provocative duality of strength and surrender to Warrior God Mars conjuncting Spiritual Guru Neptune in There Is No Spoon Pisces.

REALLY?

Mars in Pisces grins in a decidedly lazy, hot fashion. He softens our edges, stirs our loins, and overall gentles his normally conquest driven nature through seeking anything but confrontation. He becomes the Personal Spiritual Warrior

Neptune in Pisces, his most favorite sign, puts on his best Yoda face to offer spiritual enlightenment and sacred sexuality, or activate the shadows of destructive addiction and dissonant depravity. Neptune can teach (Guru stuff) through adversity with both hands tied behind his back. 

Put them together and you have quite the provocative duality.

Enlightened Action

Enlightened Action

Gear up for enlightened action as Make A Move Mars joins Step By Step Saturn in Quantum Connections Aquarius. Now we can take that antsy, animal-stuck-inside-four-walls energy and shape it into clearer focus

Like What?

Start with yourself. Your inner wild one either needs massive expression or compassionate calming. Or both. So take on a 5-minute crazy dance, or go cry in the shower. Let your body express itself.

Could Take More Than Five

So set an approximate time limit. It’s weirdly liberating to have time devoted to “non” productivity with a clear boundary of “and next, we…”

Venus And Mars Heat Up

Venus And Mars Heat Up

Venus and Mars Heat Up Venus and Mars heat up your weekend when they conjunct in the sign of devotional service, Virgo. Their sacred and passionate coupling generates abundant creation energy you can pour into your relationships and projects. I COULD USE THAT RIGHT...

Mars Roars!

Warrior God Mars roars with relief as he breaks free from the quicksand emo-suck of I’m So Full Of Feelings Cancer to march proudly into It’s Good To Be Me Leo. He takes us with him into a time of supreme confidence, sexual potency, goal attainment and outspoken action.

UH, NO, NOT ME

Say what you will, the mood is hard to resist. With the New Moon just a day away we are bathing in the Cancerian Sea of Desires to be Realized. Mars roars his virility right into those dream pools, Leo lightning flashing!